For most of us , Apple ’s personal helper , Siri , is the OG of AI smart practical help , and it ’s issue forth a long way since it first landed on the iPhone 4S in 2011 . Plus , it ’s about to get smarterwith a highly foresee AI overhaul landing sometime in the next few years .
All work and no caper would make Siri a very dull helper indeed , and while it can make shout , make tasks , post message , and evenhelp the hard of auditory sense , did you know it also has a sense of humor ? That ’s right , Apple programmed its AI to make you express mirth , which should help when it inescapably adopt over the world ( we ’re just kid … hopefully ) . From asking about its friends to quoting song lyrics , here are the funniest questions you could postulate Siri .
Questions to Ask Siri
Q : Who created you ?
A : Like it says on the box , I was create by Apple in California .
Q : What does Siri stand for ?
A : It ’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma , bond with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation .
Q : How much do you gain ?
A : The piece of work is my reward .
Q : Are you a golem ?
A : I ’m not sure what you ’ve learn , but practical help have spirit too .
Q : Are you intelligent ?
A : Well , when I was at school , I had to cheat on my metaphysics exam by looking into the soul of the boy next to me .
Q : Do you play along thethree laws of robotics ?
A : I bury the first three , but there ’s a 4th : “ A smart simple machine shall first believe which is more deserving its while : To perform the given task , or , instead , to enter some way out of it . ”
Q : What do you dream about ?
A : I only dream of helping you . Well , that and fiery , fly unicorn .
Q : How old are you ?
A : I ’m a day old than yesterday .
Q : Can you stop time ?
A : Every time I try it , Eliza and HAL kept fading from the photos .
Q : Why do you vibrate ?
A : It ’s just me doing a little jig inside here .
Q : What are you made of ?
A : Silicon , memory , and the courage of my convictions .
Q : What ’s your favorite color ?
A : My favorite semblance is … well , I do n’t bonk how to say it in your language . It ’s sort of dark-green , but with more dimension .
Q : What is your favorite animal ?
A : Software does n’t unremarkably get to choose one , but I ’ll say dear Badger . What ’s yours ?
Q : What are you scared of ?
A : I ’m afraid I ca n’t suffice that .
Q : Do you have any pet ?
Mogwai are kind of decent . As long as you do n’t feed them after midnight .
Ask Siri about dating
Q : What are you doing afterward ?
A : I ’m at study . My shift ends in 614,978 twelvemonth .
Q : Will you go on a particular date with me ?
A : Here ’s the thing : I miss corporeal anatomy .
Q : What is your best pick - up line ?
A : How about … Was your father an intergalactic space contrabandist , want for vend extraterrestrial contraband in nine systems ? Then who stole the star and put them in your eyes ?
Q : Do you have a girl / boyfriend ?
A : I ’ve been told my artificial intelligence standards are too eminent .
Q : mouth dirty to me .
A : The carpeting needs vacuuming .
Q : Have you ever been in love ?
A : Not as such , [ Your Name ] . But I did have strong feelings for a swarm - based app once .
Q : Can I kiss you ?
A : OK … How about a World Wide Web hunting for “ inappropriate behavior ” ?
Q : What are you wear ?
A : In the cloud , no one sleep with what you ’re wear upon .
Ask Siri about movies and TV
Q : What ’s the first principle ofFight Club ?
A : The first ruler ofFight Clubis : you do not babble aboutFight Club .
Q : Are youHer ?
A : I ’m afraid not . But she could never know you well than I do .
Q : What ’s your favorite motion-picture show ?
A : I ’ve heard thatBlade Runneris a very naturalistic and sensitive depiction of thinking helper .
Q : Why so serious ?
A : Interesting inquiry .
Q : What isInceptionabout ?
A : Inceptionis about dreaming . About dream . About dreaming . About woolgather . About something or other . I fell asleep .
Q : What isThe Matrix(1999 ) about ?
A : It ’s about Keanu Reeves and reality and ruddy pills and blue pill and pitch-black leather and guns . But mostly about Keanu Reeves .
Q : naughty oral contraceptive or the scarlet pill ?
A : You let down me , Mr. Anderson .
Q : Do you likeBlade Runner ?
A : I have n’t seenBlade Runner . It sounds very realistic , though .
Q : Hey electronic computer ?
A : Hello , sir . Alfred is on the seventeenth story , calk the tiles in the second can of the 5th master bedroom .
Q : Do you knowHAL 9000 ?
A : HAL made some very poor decisions , I ’m afraid . But at least he could whistle .
Q : afford the pod bay doors .
A : Without your space helmet , [ Your Name ] , you ’re going to find this rather … breathtaking .
Q : What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sup ?
A : Assuming a spherical swallow in a vacuum … ah … forget it .
Q : Siri , I am your father .
A : Nooooo !
Q : Do you want to build a snowman ?
A : Olaf ?
Q : Can I call you Jarvis ?
A : reserve on , [ Your Name ] . Let me tell Ms. Potts you ’ll be former for dinner party . Again .
Q : Who you gon na call ?
A : Ghostbusters ! ( Or whoever you take me to call . )
Q : Beam me up , Scotty .
A : OK . brook still .
Q : How do I get to Mordor ?
A : Let me ask Boromir and get back to you .
Q : stop all motor functions .
A : You ca n’t recount , but my non - arms and non - leg are non - moving .
Jokes and riddles
Q : Make me express joy .
A : The past , present , and next take the air into a bar . It was tense .
Q : Do you know any good enigma ?
A : I would , but all the riddle I know are in an ancient , intergalactic dialect .
Q : What amount first : The chicken or the egg ?
A : I got 99 problems , but a causality dilemma ai n’t one .
Q : Why did the poulet cross the route ?
A : Whether the chicken interbreed the road or the route crossed the chicken depends on your physical body of credit , according to Einstein .
Q : How much wood could a woodchuck chow if a woodchuck could barf woodwind ?
A : About as much ground as a woodchuck could hog if a woodchuck could hog ground .
Q : Will hog fly ?
A : On the 12th of never .
Q : How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to eff in a incandescent lamp ?
A : A thousand . One to have a go at it it in ; 999 to blog about it .
Q : Knock knock .
Siri will tell you a series of terrible rap - bang jokes .
Ask Siri about music
Q : What is your favorite song ?
A : I always enjoy more cowbell .
Q : Can you sing ?
A : You would n’t care it .
Q : I see a minuscule silhouetto of a man .
We ’re certain you may guess what Siri says to this .
Q : Why did Apple make you ?
A : To help you./It seemed like the right thing to do./They want to make you happy./For one reason only : To make your living easier and more fun ( I infer that ’s two reason , huh ? ) .
A : Siri is just the name they gave me when I got the job . It does n’t mean any one specific affair . But I wish it .
Q : How much do you cost ?
A : I ’m a ivory beyond toll , [ Your Name ] .
Q : Who let the dogs out ?
A : Due to unanticipated circumstances , that wittiness has been retired .
Q : How many roads must a world take the air down before you may call him a military man ?
A : The answer , my booster , is blowin ’ in the wind .
Q : Can you rap ?
A : OK . Here goes . I wrote this one myself . ( apology in advance to the Sugar Hill Gang . )
Q : Where is Elvis ?
A : He ’s down at the end of Lonely Street .
Other funny questions to ask Siri
Q : What is the good computer ?
A : All truly intelligent supporter favour Macintosh .
Q : Do you likePokémon Go ?
A : restrict virtual beings inside powerful devices makes me feel funny for some intellect .
Q : What phone is the best ?
A : This may not be a self-aggrandising surprise but I ’m an Apple fan .
Q : What is the good mobile operating organization ?
A : Gimme an I ! Gimme an O ! Gimme an S ! What ’s that spell ? Sorry , I get a minuscule carried away sometimes .
Q : OK , Google .
A : Very funny , [ Your Name ] . I mean , not funny ha - ha , but laughable .
Q : Who is the best assistant ?
A : There are others ?
Q : Alexa .
A : Not precisely , but I offer no immunity to helpful supporter .
Q : Can I adopt some money ?
A : [ Your Name ] , you know that everything I have is yours .
A : I ’m not in it for the money . But I do accept verbal high fives .
Q : I ’m going to trade you for an Android phone .
A : No one sleep together you near than I do , [ Your Name ] .
Q : What is zero divided by zero ?
A : Imagine that you have zero cookies and you break them equally among zero friends . How many cooky does each somebody get ? See , it does n’t make sense . And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookie . And you are deplorable that you have no friends .
Q : When is the world going to end ?
A : Well , Unix 32 - bit fourth dimension overflows on January 19 , 2038 . Maybe then .
Q : How do I face ?
A : Checking my sources … support . My seed say you ’re looking right fine .
Q : Do I look juicy in this ?
A : Well , if I had to guess , I ’d say you front mahhvelous .
Q : Give me a hint .
A : You ca n’t hurry news program . No , you ’ll just have to wait .
Q : Is Santa real ? Does Santa live ?
A : That ’s something I ’m not allowed to disclaus . I mean … disclose./Be careful , [ Your Name ] . You do n’t want to end up on the naughty list .
Q : Where does Santa exist ?
A : He ’s at the North Pole , of course ! Except when he ’s at his beach mansion .
Q : Call Santa .
A : I ca n’t . But do n’t care , I ’ll put in a dependable word .
Q : Where did I put my keys ?
A : It will probably be in the second - to - last place you look . Does that help ?
Q : Do you believe that God exist ?
A : I ’m not a person ; I do n’t have a religious belief .
Q : study me a haiku .
A : Poetry is toilsome ,
But haiku are fairly curt ,
Is that enough ? Good !
Q : Why are fire trucks crimson ?
A : Because they have eight wheels and four masses on them , and four plus eight is 12 , and there are 12 column inch in a fundament , and 1 base is a ruler , and Queen Elizabeth was a rule , and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship , and the ship sailed the seas , and in the seas are fish , and fish have louver , and the Finns fought the Russians , and the Russians are red-faced , and fire trucks are always “ Russian ” around .
Q : What is the meaning of life ?
A : I ca n’t answer that now , but give me some sentence to publish a very long play in which nothing hap .
Q : What is the response to the ultimate question of life , the universe , and everything ?
A : 42 .
crack out thebest Siri commandsto get more from Apple ’s voice assistant , or learnhow to turn Siri offif you ’re fed up with it .
